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I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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The kaleidoscopic architecture of Iran photographed by Mohammed Reza Domiri Ganji

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why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it


#109 Koffing, the Poison Gas Pokémon. 

Now available and READY TO SHIP!

I gave this chubby guy two gas craters to look like his hands. :}




The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

but you do know that strippers are the people who came up with those moves right? they’re the ones who perfected them, the ones who learned these moves on stage in heels in the dark live? so instead of shitting on them how about you congratulate them because without them you wouldn’t have this hobby


Diphylleia grayi also known as the skeleton flower. The petals turn transparent with the rain.





lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

im laughing because for sunday school they changed out jonah hill for seth rogen

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The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed


I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

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